Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana! |
sunny |
6/4/2008 6:15:29 PM |
Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande naaley main doob gaya
Doobtey howey bola: ab aur zulam nahi sahaingey
1 ghar main do do nahi rahaingey nahi rahaingey |
Man's Caliber |
6/4/2008 6:15:00 PM |
TUM MERY DIL KI DHARKAN MAIN BAS RAHY HOOO
BAS RAHY HO
BAS RAHY HO
BAS RAHY HO
THORA SIDE PAR HO JAO SANSS KI NAALI MAIN PHANSS RAHEY HO ;o) |
Waseem |
6/4/2008 6:14:41 PM |
kiya hoga is mulk ka
log parhai likhai honai k bawajood
unghootai ka istamal kartai hain
ub is sms parhnai walai ko hi dekhlo!!! |
[R] /\ |-| 3 3|_ |
6/4/2008 6:14:01 PM |
Aap k brain ki x ray report
10gm mitti
25 type k keerai makorai
5gm makri k jalai
or
500gm bhoosa
kamal hai
mughai laga khali hoga |
[R] /\ |-| 3 3|_ |
6/4/2008 6:13:32 PM |
taaza hawa ka jhonka aaya....
khushbu teri saath laaya.....
tab mere dil mein yeh khyal aaya....
lagta hai tu aaj bhi nahin nahaya.. |
Goldy |
6/4/2008 6:13:20 PM |
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?" |
??Å?U$¦¦eEL?? |
6/4/2008 6:12:55 PM |
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.. |
??Å?U$¦¦eEL?? |
6/4/2008 6:12:24 PM |
U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH* |
??Å?U$¦¦eEL?? |
6/4/2008 6:11:39 PM |
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420 |
??Å?U$¦¦eEL?? |
6/4/2008 6:11:12 PM |
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