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Remember When u wake up in the morning remember 2 things....

1. To pray so that u can live long

2. To bath so that others can live long................
Anonymous    6/4/2008 6:00:02 PM
When u dumped me it hurt & i felt blue, but its ok now cos i got revenge on u, wen i drove over u it dented my wheels but at least u know how being hurt feels Anonymous    6/4/2008 5:59:58 PM
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... Anonymous    6/4/2008 5:59:54 PM
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Anonymous    6/4/2008 5:59:37 PM
Flowers dies
Stories ends
Songs fades
Memories r forgotton
All things comes 2 end
But people like u always remain 4ever
Anonymous    6/4/2008 5:59:17 PM
GALILEO : great mind.

EINSTEIN : genius mind.

NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind.

BILL GATES : brilliant mind.

YOU : Never mind.
Anonymous    6/4/2008 5:58:53 PM
I'm proud that ur my frnd coz ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
in short ur 100% P.A.G.A.L.!!
Anonymous    6/4/2008 5:58:33 PM
so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE
Anonymous    6/4/2008 5:57:07 PM
I am lamp you are light

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!!
Anonymous    6/4/2008 5:56:35 PM
mai subah ko nashta nahy karta, kyuki mujhe uski yaad atii hai,.
mai dopahar ko khana nahy khata kyuki uski yaad atii hai,
mai raat ko khana nahy khata kyuki uski yaad atii hai,
mai raat ko nahy so pata kyuki bhook lagti hai
Anonymous    6/4/2008 5:56:27 PM

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