| Pathan ne fone kia jawab aya:
D NUM U DIALED IS NOT RESPONDING AT D MOMENT
Pathan: Baji usko yad se bta dena ke pathan ka fone aya tha… |
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6/2/2008 1:06:45 AM |
| 1st man - why do sardars act like idiots?
2nd man - who says they act ,,, ! |
Ashit |
6/2/2008 1:06:40 AM |
| Sardar wins 20 crore rs in a 20rs lottery. But they give him 2 crore after deducting tax. Angry Sardar says " oye give me 20 crore or return my 20rs back" |
M@ Bl0od S@y$ B |
6/2/2008 1:06:35 AM |
| Sardar commiting sucide. Someone asked the reason. He said " My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend..." |
M@ Bl0od S@y$ BM@ Bl0od S@y$ B |
6/2/2008 1:06:23 AM |
| Two Sardar Brothers appeared in the exam
One: Wrote his father's name "Baljeet Singh"
Second: Wrote his father's name "Jagjeet Singh"
Teacher asked him: Tum nay father's name diff kun likha hain
aik bola Agar aik hi naam likhtay to aap nay kehna tah Naqal ki hain |
Sadia |
6/2/2008 1:06:12 AM |
| Teacher writ a sentence on a pen
Santa- my PENIS in your hand
Teacher gave a tight slap
santa said- Sorry i forgot to give space in between PEN IS in ur hand |
Dev |
6/2/2008 1:05:22 AM |
| Hindi tcher:kaal k kitne prakar hote hai.
Santa:7prakar.
Local kaal
STD kaal
ISD kaal
Dialed kaal.
Mis kaal.
recived kaal
SASRIYAKAL |
SANDEEP |
6/2/2008 1:05:09 AM |
| What is the limit of stupidity????????????????
Two sardars fighting for a window seat in a two wheeler.......... |
soma........is |
6/2/2008 1:04:51 AM |
| sardar was lookin in his mrrge certificate for hrs
his wife asked"aaji kya dekh lahe ho"
sardar replied
"oye expiry date dhoond raha hoon" |
ravi.. |
6/2/2008 1:04:32 AM |
| A Truth Abt SARDARS
truth of sardars
Truth about sardar jokes
Well, jayant , my friend, told me the following incident which I wish
to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
In the diwali vacation, Jayant and his couple of friends had gone to
Delhi.
They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing.
The driver was an old Sardar, and boys being boys, Jayant and his pals
began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to insinuate the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid up the hire-charges. The
Sardar returned the change.
Moreover, he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, (in Hindi,
of course),''son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I
listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in a very
bad taste.
Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to
see the world. But I have just one request. Here I am giving you one
rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in
this city."
Jayant continued," That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't
find a single Sardar begging on the streets of Delhi."
Friends, we all love sardar jokes. But the fact of matter is that Sikhs
are one of the most prosperous and diversified communities in the
world. The secret behind their universal success, according to me, is
their
willingness to do any job with utmost dedication.
A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, but
he will never beg on the streets.
forward to as many as so tat they know about us wat we are |
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6/2/2008 1:03:57 AM |
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