| One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! |
Umair |
6/2/2008 12:51:18 AM |
| After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? |
Umair |
6/2/2008 12:51:15 AM |
| Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi |
Umair |
6/2/2008 12:51:11 AM |
| Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ? |
Umair |
6/2/2008 12:51:01 AM |
| Patriotic sardar shopping 4 26 Jan
A sardar went to a shop to buy a National Flag for 26 Jan.
Then he asked the shopkeeper something which drived da shopkeeper crazy.....Guess wat??
Isme aur colour dikhao!!! |
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6/2/2008 12:50:53 AM |
| 5 Hi-tech sardar inventions
1.Waterproof towel!
2.Solar powered torch!
3.Book on how to read!
4.Pedal powered wheel chair!
5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not! |
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6/2/2008 12:50:06 AM |
| Shayari by Sardar:
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha!!! |
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6/2/2008 12:49:51 AM |
| Keeping Busy
How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy?
Take him to a Circular Room and ask him to sit in a Corner!!! |
Rakesh |
6/2/2008 12:49:22 AM |
| A donkey kicked santa & ran away
santa ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said 'Saala Tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai'. |
Sourabh |
6/2/2008 12:49:09 AM |
| Imaginary
One day an interviewer asked to Saradar
Interviewer: "Imagine that u r in the fourth floor of a building and it suddenly caught fire... What will u do????"
Sardar: "I will stop my imagination..." |
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6/2/2008 12:49:04 AM |
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