| Apple a day keeps an doctor away
A sardar and a doctor loved a same girl.... Every day Sardar gave her an Apple... One day the girl asked to him...
Girl: "Why r u giving me Apple everyday???"
Saradr: "Because an "Apple a day keeps a doctor away"..." |
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6/2/2008 12:48:50 AM |
| Teacher asked Sardar : "can a person have name & surname same ?"
Sardar replied : "YES", If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, her name
will be Lara Lara."
Bolo Tararararaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. |
Chetan |
6/2/2008 12:48:41 AM |
| Relaxing == Ramsing
One day sardar was resting on the park... One men came and asked to him...
Man1: "R u relaxing???"
Sardar: "No, i am Ramsing..."
After some time other man came and asked...
Man2: "R u relaxing???"
Sardar: "No, i am Ramsing..."
Angry Sardar went away.... Then asked to another person....
Saradr: "R u relaxing???"
Man: "Ya, i am relaxing..."
Sardar gave him a slap and told to him
Saradr: "Everyone is looking for u... and u are sitting here.." |
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6/2/2008 12:48:32 AM |
| One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... Then last bench student told to Sardar that
"Sir we can't hear..."
Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..." |
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6/2/2008 12:48:27 AM |
| One day sardar was crying... friend asked to him..
friend: "Sardar why r u crying??"
sardar: "My mom died.."
After some time he started crying even louder...
friend: "Why r u crying now???"
Sardar: "My sister phoned to me and told that her mom also died..." |
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6/2/2008 12:48:19 AM |
| During a war sardar's assistant replied
assit: "Sir, we are surrounded by enemies...."
Sardar: "Good so we can shoot in any direction..." |
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6/2/2008 12:48:01 AM |
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