| Sardar 1: Mai paida Mumbai me hua par padhai chennai se ki.
Sardar 2: Phir to Aane jane me bahut der lagati hogi na ?
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6/2/2008 1:03:50 AM |
| Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi
zindagi hai. |
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6/2/2008 1:03:30 AM |
| Doo Sardar Jungle mein,Samne Sher aa gaya,
1st Sardar ne Matti uthi Sher ki Annkhon mein Dal k Bhagne laga..
2nd Sardar: wahi khara raha ..........
1st Sardar: Abay Bhag!!!!!!!
2nd Sardar:Mein kiyuon Bhagoo ....Matti tou Tu ne Dali hai |
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6/2/2008 1:03:25 AM |
| A Sardar was having operation he said to his wife: agar main mar jau tu jo DOCTOR mera operation kar ra ha hai us say shadi kar lena
WIFE: ku.....?
SARDAR: ku k DOCTOR se baadla lenay ka aur koi acha tari ka nahi |
ilil ?a?k lilil |
6/2/2008 1:03:12 AM |
| Sardar writing a letter:
My sister had a baby this morning. I havnt heard that its a boy or a girl.. So, i dont know whether i m uncle or aunty.......... |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 1:03:08 AM |
| Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamari gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai...... |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 1:03:04 AM |
| Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room Main Susu Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Sher Betha Hua Tha
Banta: Phir Kia Hua............???
Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha.......... Ab Tum Ker Lo mera to Nikal gaya.... |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 1:02:58 AM |
| On A Romantic Day Sardar's Girlfriend Asks Him... "Darling.. On Our Engagement Will U Give Me A ring........???"
SaRdar: Yeah Sure........ From Landline Or From Movile....... |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 1:02:54 AM |
| Sardar k Haan 20 Saal Baad Bacha Hova .. Aur wo Bohat Udaaas Tha .
Sardar's Friend : Yaar Tu Udaas Kyoo Hai ??
Sardar : 20 Saal baad bacha hova wo bhi itna chota... |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 1:02:51 AM |
| Two Sardars are driving a Car.......... One puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working............. He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO ....... |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 1:02:45 AM |
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