| Pani se Dhoka!
Aik Sardar ne apne friend se kaha k aaj mein ne pani ko dhoka dia!!!!
Friend bola: Wo kaise?????
Sardar ne kaha: Mien pani garm kia aur thande se nahaya!!! |
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6/2/2008 1:01:10 AM |
| Kanjar kon?
Aik Sardar apne bete se bola: hun to exam wich 80% number lene ne!
Bete ne jawab dia: Fikar na kar bapo! 100% aan ge!
Sardar bola: O Kajra mazaq karna!!!!?
Bete ne jawab dia: Mazaq shuro kis kanjar ne kita c?? |
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6/2/2008 1:00:57 AM |
| Sardar bought some medicenes and started cutting the edges.
"What are you doing?", asked his friend.
The Sardar replied,"Removing the side effects !" |
Sanjay |
6/2/2008 1:00:48 AM |
| Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko. |
Manish |
6/2/2008 1:00:43 AM |
| Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…
Santa: Don’t worry darling, I'm already married. |
Manish |
6/2/2008 1:00:36 AM |
| Ek din sardar sher ka shikar karne jaraha tha aur darwaze ke paas jakar rukjata hai.uski patni poochti hai k aap kahan jarahe ho??to sardar kahne laga mai sher ka shikar karne jaraha hoon.phir patni poochti hai aap darwazr par kyun khade hai?????????sardarji kahte hai darwaze ke bahar kutta hai. |
SANA |
6/2/2008 1:00:27 AM |
| Sardar is very frustated with the jokes made on him. So he went to his wife & said,"Mujhe kuch aisa suna jis mein main involve nahi hoon."
She replied," I am pregnant" |
Sanjay |
6/2/2008 1:00:21 AM |
| Sardaar is sleeping in his room with his sexy wife.....
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What r u scrolling down for? Let him sleep with his wife . U pl mind your own business! |
Sanjay |
6/2/2008 1:00:17 AM |
| Sadar to Thelewallah: yeh kele kaise diye?
Thelewallah : Ek rupay ka
Sardar: 60 p mein dega?
Thelewallah : 60p mein to sirf chilka aayega.
sardar : Oye! Chal ye leh 40 paise, chilka rakh, kela de de!! |
Sanjay |
6/2/2008 1:00:08 AM |
| Sardar falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her: "I luv u sister ." |
Albela |
6/2/2008 1:00:04 AM |
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