| A lady calls Sardar for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Sardar replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the
bell but no one comes out |
Albela |
6/2/2008 12:59:59 AM |
| 1 SARDAR ki MAA ki TABIYAT kharab thi,
Jab HOSPITAL le gya to DOCTOR ne bola ke in ka TEST hoga,
SARDAR bola: inki age zyada hai,
TEST nahi,
ONE-DAY karwa lo.. :P |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:59:48 AM |
| sardar and his wife:-
wife:- why r u studying seriously about blood?
sardar:-oey! doctor said tommarow blood test........ |
SaNdEeP |
6/2/2008 12:59:36 AM |
| How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy?
Take piece of paper and write P.T.O on both sides !! |
Abhishek |
6/2/2008 12:58:43 AM |
| Sardar on phone: Maa khushkabri hai
Ma: bol beta
Sardar:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maa: mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti?
Sardar: meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli… |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:58:38 AM |
| Sardar se kisi ny kaha
INDIAN
flag may tmhara kia hy
Green4 muslim
white4 christ
orang4 hindu
nothin 4u
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY! |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:58:33 AM |
| Once Prince charles n Sardar having dinner.
Prince said "Pass the Wine you Divine."
Sardar thinks how poetic,
Sardar says "Pass the custard you bastard !!! " |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:58:26 AM |
| Sardarji was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.he got irritated....
drank poison and said ab kaato saloon sab ke sab maroge… |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:58:22 AM |
| Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up! |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:58:18 AM |
| A man to a Sardar: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Sardar rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.. |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:58:04 AM |
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