| 2sardar jungle me,Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.2nd wahen khara rha
1st:abhey bhag
2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai.. |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:57:58 AM |
| Hitler to Sardarji: Impossible ka word meri dictionery main nahin hai.
Sardarji: Te Ullo ke pathay dictionery dekh k kharidni thi na...! |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:57:53 AM |
| Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha !
Why?
Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna... |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:57:43 AM |
| A sardar asked his frend,
"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"
Frend replied "No"
Sardar said,
"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."
KArAchi RoCk3rS |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:57:40 AM |
| Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
WHY?
His Wife Delivered a Baby. Doctor sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho, Aap Baap Ban Gaye".
Sardar fwded it 2 all his frnds :-)
KArAchi RoCk3rS |
U??|R . . . / |
6/2/2008 12:57:21 AM |
| Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey. |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:57:17 AM |
| Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?" |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:57:13 AM |
| Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth. |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:57:07 AM |
| Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:56:40 AM |
| Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:56:36 AM |
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