| Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:56:32 AM |
| Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave. |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:56:28 AM |
| Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA. |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:56:24 AM |
| Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test." |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:56:20 AM |
| Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:56:16 AM |
| Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!" |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:56:12 AM |
| A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:56:08 AM |
| Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:56:04 AM |
| Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394. |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:55:54 AM |
| Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. |
sunny |
6/2/2008 12:55:45 AM |
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