| Sardar Jokes
once sardar went to America .from there he shoot n caught a duck from pool the security caught him
security: do u have license of America to shoot this duck?
sardar: shown his license
security:looked back of the duck and said i think this is not American duck ?this is Indian duck?do u have license of India
sardar: shown his license
security asked license of many countries looking back of duck
sardar shown all countries license
then security said u r great
u r from which country
sardar shown his back and said u say u r expert in it na |
Sameeh |
6/2/2008 12:54:59 AM |
| Once a Sardar traveling in PIA.
Air hostess came and asked to Sardar
apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga?
Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa.
Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata |
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6/2/2008 12:54:46 AM |
| Sardar purposing a girl:darling kya tum mjhe se shadii karo gi?
girl:tameez se baat karo.
Sardar:behan jee,kya aap mjhe se shaadi karain gi? |
Zakk |
6/2/2008 12:54:41 AM |
| sardar:tujhe bus mein thapar kun para?
2nd sardar:pata nhi yar,meri photo aik larki k paon mein girgai,meine kaha k behan g zara saarii upar krna photo leni hai. |
Zakk |
6/2/2008 12:54:32 AM |
| Watering the plants
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. |
«« D K »» here. |
6/2/2008 12:54:25 AM |
| Airtel or Hutch???
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is
following me. |
«« D K »» here. |
6/2/2008 12:54:21 AM |
| 5+5=?
son :- papa 5+5 kithane hote hai?
sardar:- aare ulluke pathe,idiot,rascal, tujhe kuch nahi aata,
ja andar se calculator leke aa batati hoo.... |
«« D K »» here. |
6/2/2008 12:54:14 AM |
| Sardar's Experiment
when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk. The cockroach began moving slowly. He continued thiz until all legz were cut out. Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:
"If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear" |
«« D K »» here. |
6/2/2008 12:54:09 AM |
| Automatic light
Sardar ka beta: Mama jab kal meine bathroom meim jaya to bathroom ka light apne aap jal jaya????
Mom: Tum phir bhi fridge se kuch chori kiya....... |
«« D K »» here. |
6/2/2008 12:53:27 AM |
| Brown COW
Do you know why Sardar bought a brown cow???
A: To get chocalate milk......... |
«« D K »» here. |
6/2/2008 12:53:21 AM |
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