| Congratulations
Sms na karne pe aap ko MBA ki degree di jati hey
MBA means
Member of Bikari Association
chalo ab yeh sms dusray bhikariyun ko send karo. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:49:22 PM |
| ik tha raja
ik thi rani
dono mar gae khatam kahani
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nechay kya laash dhund rahy ho???
Bola na khatam kahani |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:49:05 PM |
| Please try it........
Try this-
its fun
think ano. between 1-9
now +5
*2
+5
-3
*5
+8
Now, write d no. on a paper,
then, fold that paper,
&
uaka aeroplane bana k uda do......................... |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:48:57 PM |
| Teacher asks Sardar:-Is it possible that a person's name and surname ,both r same?
Sardar:-Ya,if Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,she becomes Lara Lara,bolo Ta Ra Ra Ra |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:48:50 PM |
| Dekho Jaani..............................
Fire ko AAg kehte hai,
Cobra ko NAAG kehte hai,
Garden ko BAAG kehte hai,
Aur jo tum me missing hai................
use DIMAAG kehte hai. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:48:24 PM |
| MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:48:05 PM |
| U call ur MOTHER as MUM.
What will u call your mother's yonger sister and elder sister.
Ans. MINIMUM & MAXIMUM |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:47:55 PM |
| Ek student vidyalay ke washroom me gaya. Jab andar POT me baitha to samne dekha,diwar pe likha tha.
ITNA JOR STUDY PE DETA TO MERIT ME AATA. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:47:50 PM |
| Sweet Socho
Smart Socho
Aacha Socho
Pyara Socho
I know its dificult for u!
I have shortcut for u!
Only meray baray mein socho |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:47:43 PM |
| NEW QUOMI TARANA
Mushraf sir zameen shad baad
Kishwar-e-haseen shad baad
Tou nishany corruption aalishan
Arz-e-Mushrafstaan
Shad badd opposition saari barbad
Mushraf sir zamen ka nizam
Atay, gas, bijli ka bohran
Quom mulk saltanat
Chaudhry paindabad
Shoukat aziz mulk se farar
Parchamay sitara o hilal
Khun mein ranga sara saal
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal
Khudkash bambar phir hai tayar
Mushraf hakumat ko aaye zawal… |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:47:37 PM |
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