| chand se pyari chandni.
chandni say pyari raat.
raat say pyari zindagi.
zindagi say pyaray tum.
tum say pyaray hum… |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:45:57 PM |
| 4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:45:53 PM |
| 4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:45:46 PM |
| Boy: Kash haseenaon ka baap maar jaien bahna ho gum ka hum un ka ghar jaien.
Girl: Aisay na bool paap hoga kall to bhie kisi haseena ka baap hoga. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:45:40 PM |
| 1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
n sed 'Hijack'
Everybody put thr hands up.
Thn suddenly Another guy
from other side got up n sed
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*
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'Hijohn' |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:45:35 PM |
| SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,
I wud SiT nExT 2u,
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me,
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy,
DiS Is humanity..
Lovin ANIMALS..! |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:45:29 PM |
| once a couple goes 2 a theatre. then a mosquito get enetrs the grls skirt..
guesss were does it bites...
guess
guess
guess
guess
guess
Dirty minds always thinkin bad...
it bites on the boy's hand… |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:45:11 PM |
| Tharo sms jab aavay hai,
Maro rom rom machal jaway hai.
Morar ang ang mein gud gudi howay hai.
Tharo sms ka kasoor nahin.
Maro mobile vibration per hovay hai. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:45:02 PM |
| Janay kia huga es mulk ka ?
Parhay likhay honay k bawajooj
Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain
Ab es SMS perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo..
"Paindoo Kaheen k" |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:44:57 PM |
| Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindagi eak gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend: Bus esi leay main ussay yahaan se le jane aya hon. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:44:32 PM |
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