| Eak sharabi eyes donate kernay gaya after operation,
Doctor Ask: Kuch kehna chahtay ho ?
Sharabi: Jis ko bhi laga ous ko keh dena ya 2 pack k baad khulti hain… |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:44:26 PM |
| Ager main tumhain sms bhejta hoon
to is ka hergiz yeh matlab nahi hai k
tum bhi mujhey SMS hi bhejo
tum mujhey
Pizza, Sweets, Cake , Credit card , Balance waghera bhi bhaij saktay ho |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:44:20 PM |
| Hawa mein urna parindo ka style
Zameen per chalna insano ka style
SMS kerna hamara style
Muft mein perhna tumhara style |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:44:15 PM |
| Grl: Mei tumhare lye sub chore doon gi.
Boy: Maa Bap?
Grl: Yes
Boy: Khana peena?
Grl: Yes
Boy: Apni dostein?
Grl: Yes
Boy: Star Plus?
Grl: Moun Sambhal K Baat Karo !!! |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:44:10 PM |
| 1 boy went to meet his GF.
When he came back home, mom asked
"Kahan gaye the?" Boy- "Usse milne.."
Mom-"Kisliye??"
Boy - "Haan,bahot kiss liye" |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:44:06 PM |
| Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
Husband: Main tu pagal hi ho jaon ga...
Wife: Dusri shadi tu nahi karoo gay na ?
Husband: Pagal tu Kuch bhi ker sakta hai.. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:44:02 PM |
| At the train
Train rukii,
khidki khulii,
nazrein milii,
usne kaha, !!"Chaay garam Chaay"!!.. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:43:48 PM |
| Boy: Jab mein chota sa tha tab main minaar-e-pakistan say gir gaya tha!
Girl: Acha tu phir kia hoa tha ?
Boy: Mughay kia pata main tu chota sa tha |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:43:33 PM |
| 1
Nazroon ka milne
2
Sharmana
3
Ghabrana
4
Thora sa hasna
5
Phone # dena
6
Miscall
7
SMS
8
Call
9
Milna
10
Purpose
Result:-
Dus Bahane ker k le gae dil |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:43:25 PM |
| It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one
exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
!!!SAY NO TO EXAMS!!! |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:43:21 PM |
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