| anda
to
safaid
hota
hai,
par
safaid
to
dood
b
hota
hai,
dood
to
bhains
deti
hai,
par
woh
to
kali
hoti
hai,
kala
to
bangali
b
hota
hai,
bangali
to
insan
b
hota
hai,
par
insaan
to
lamba
b
hota
hai,
lamba
to
ye
msg
b
hai,
laiken humain kia hum nay to ap ka dimagh ghumana tha so ghuma dia............. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:43:15 PM |
| janay anjanay mein ager mein nay aap ka dil dukhaya ho ,
kabhi tang kia ho ,
Badtameezi ki ho ,
Us k liyay aap say
Jo ho sakta hai kerlo , mein sudharnay walon mein say nahi :) |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:43:06 PM |
| Q: Watz the differnce B/w Aadmi and Aurat ?
Ans: Aurat aik hee aadmi say bohat sari umeed kerti hai,
Aur
Aadmi bohat sari aurton say aik hee umeed kerta hai. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:43:02 PM |
| year 1927 ...
November 18th ...
evening ...
exactly at 20:27 pm ...
kuch nahi hoa tha tum apna kaam karo .. ; ) |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:42:54 PM |
| Watz wrong wid ur phone ?
I tried calling u but the operator said,
Welcome to jungle,
the monkey u r trying to contact is on the tree plz try later .... |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:42:49 PM |
| Press down 7 times to become Sweeet......
Tusi V na ...?
pehlay hee innay sweet O .... Fir V press keeti ja ray O.... |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:42:41 PM |
| Ur smile can be compared to 2 a flower,
Ur voice 2 cuckoo ,
Ur innocense to child ,
but
In stupity
U
have
No
Comparison...
U
r
'The Best' |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:42:32 PM |
| Teacher to Sardar: Make a sentence in which 1 word is used twice?
Sardar: If lara dutta married brain lara, then they will become lara lara. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:41:56 PM |
| Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV
Police: Why thief didn't stole the TV?
Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:41:52 PM |
| Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours
everyday after namaz out side
the mosque & u will b a millionaire within few months.
"ALLAH K NAAM PE DE DE BABA |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:41:47 PM |
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