| Ek Doctor apni beti ki shadi kiss say kareyga ?
Nahi tum say nahi
Comander Safeguard say keun k World k tammam Doctors ki awaleen pasand hai |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:40:10 PM |
| Gabbar: Aray o sambha yeh SMS perhnay wala Monkey hai Ya Donkey ?
Sambha: Abhi pata chal jaey ga agar SMS ka reply kia tu Monkey nahi kia tu Donkey |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:39:28 PM |
| Who's HOT?
It's U.
Who's Charming?
It's U.
Who's Sweetest?
It's U.
Who's Smart?
It's U.
Who's Darling of Millions?
It's U.
Zyada uchlo mat yeh SMS mughay aaya tha |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:39:21 PM |
| Everyday same wishes!
Are U bored of it?
Let it be difft this time:
Let the devils sing around U,
Mummies dance around u,
Vampires sit beside U.
Have a horrible day! |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:39:14 PM |
| Agar 5 min mein tumhara SMS nahi aya
to
to
to
Aj say hamari Dosti khatam
Aur
Kal say phir shuru |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:38:56 PM |
| Subha outh ker pehle apni lambi umer ki dua manga karo keun k abhi tumko zinda rehna hai,
Phir naha lia karo keun k dosroon ko bhi zinda rehna hai. |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:38:51 PM |
| Salam ye hamari mardum shumari ki SMS service hai
*Agar ap male hein tu 1 SMS karein
*Agar ap female hein tu 2 SMS karein
*Agar ap dono nahi tu koi SMS na karein |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:38:23 PM |
| 2 bachey jungle mai pooti kar rahey hotay hain
dono ko sher (lion) ki awaz ati hai.
1st bacha: tuje darr lag raha hai kia
2nd bacha: nahi to
1st bacha: to phir apni dhoo na meri kyun dhoo raha hai |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:38:15 PM |
| A chines couple Mr.& Mrs hua got twins without mariage wat did they name them ?
dey name them
"jo hua, so hua" |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:38:11 PM |
| A chines was in hospital,
A man went 2 see him,
chines said: CHING CHING MOU CHU CHA & died
Man went china 2 ask the meaning.
it was kutay k bachy oxygen k pipe se pair hata |
WebMaster |
5/31/2008 11:38:06 PM |
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